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after a bit [Nov. 29th, 2004|04:43 am]
Tiny Pink Pig Army of 144 Rightous Pigs

The Pigs saunter back into the frame wondering if they are in fact little tiny pink glamourbombs

on careful consideration they fear becoming explosive due to their natural output of fertilizer and demure any bomb status...

then again speaks up on raunchy little guy, we are an army right?

we can have a Glamour Bomb Squid and Demolitions Krew of Misconduct...

because Ducts and therefore all Pigs are black.

you can tape this one to the wall of Porky Shame because I caught ALL 144 army members painting their toe nails glitter pink when they heard they might in fact be glamorous.

whatever the Pigs are its not overly Silent
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Feisty! the Pigs like that word. [Oct. 4th, 2004|04:34 am]
Tiny Pink Pig Army of 144 Rightous Pigs

the pigs were a tad testy tonight and had tasty testicles.

The pigs marinate in their own wit and clever repartee.
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Announcement Sent out by Email today [Oct. 2nd, 2004|02:35 am]
Tiny Pink Pig Army of 144 Rightous Pigs

Nice long email behind this cut...concerning the pigs and the festival last weekend...Collapse )
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(no subject) [Oct. 1st, 2004|06:59 pm]
Tiny Pink Pig Army of 144 Rightous Pigs

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Pigs are not spam, but they do sometimes send mail. [Oct. 1st, 2004|05:26 pm]
Tiny Pink Pig Army of 144 Rightous Pigs

if you want in on the pigs email list comment here.....
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and this is how the Piggies work... [Oct. 1st, 2004|04:02 pm]
Tiny Pink Pig Army of 144 Rightous Pigs

[Current Mood |amusedamused]

First I was in a bookstore to buy a candle and I came across a jar of hundreds of tiny wittle pigs for sale on thier counter. I love anything small and pink and bought a few for friends. They had other cuties like tiny devil duckies as well, this was at Phoenix and Dragon on Roswell Rd. in Sandy Springs GA.

At some point it came to be that I decided everyone needed a tiny pink plastic pig and being the Discordian I am felt it was my duty to make sure everyone had a pig. To this end I decided to Pig, Fall Frolic the next pagan gathering I was set to attend. I was going to tie a pig in a bag on each tent in the dead of night at the festival. Then with some more thinking I discovered the pigs had little voices. They in fact each have a agenda and propaganda. They were going to say things at the festival like, Pigs Oink! Pigs Dance! Pigs relax and are not uptight. Pigs are not you Mom. Pigs get all the Play. Pigs have alot of curly tail. Pigs will not fuck your Mom. Pigs go left. Pigs go right. Pigs are not litter, please retain or dispose of properly.

I can't remember exactly how it came up but we decided we needed to Pig city hall. The city of Atlanta has been taking people's property for unpaid taxes or other bills like solid waste. Selling the property then keeping a hold of ALL of the proceeds after only a cursory attempt to locate the owner. In short they attempted to use this to get a good friend's property and it occured to me I needed to pig city hall. This is what the pigs will say when we do that. Pigs do not steal. Pigs are not greedy. Pigs respect property rights. This is going to be the next pigging event I do.

now at some point I figured I needed to find out where the bookstore had gotten all the little piggies and I discovered....

Archie McPhee, Outfitters of Popular Culture since 1980 and where the Pigs come from...

it turns out they were used for some sort of game made up by people in the past as well...

so when we found the piggies we discovered you get 144 for the mere price of 9.95$

here is the link to buy the tiny piggies 1 army at a time

now 144 is a very powerful number... that is the number of rightous men born to each generation in a certain religion... so it came to be that there was an Army of 144 Rightous Pigs!

more later! and a bit on how the pigging went down at Fall Frolic and other plans we have for the swine... please share and link this community.

The piggies are art, the piggies are for you. If you need to say something to the world, let the swine speak. As long as it is just and decent or not so decent the pigs are there. Please don't use the Pigs to be mean or terrorize, or to cause more harm to this World. Pigs heal not destroy. Pigs inform and teach and show the way. Pigs can have a little vengeance, something needs to. Pigs can be bold and proud. Pigs are LOVE and Pigs are LOVERS.

Never underestimate the power of pork.

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Where you learn a little more about Piggies! [Oct. 1st, 2004|11:57 am]
Tiny Pink Pig Army of 144 Rightous Pigs

[Current Mood |cheerfulcheerful]

While exploring the endless highways of the great spam in the sky I happened upon a former catch. One tagged and brought from the wild only to be returned for calling the night at 12:15 on New Years Eve. Feeling that the proper time had passed for him to adapt to his new digs I was ready to recruit him for the resistance. I informed him of the bald state of the head and assured him of its powers. When he quickly stated he wanted to lick the head I knew we had won an allie in the war. Using all of the vast powers at our disposal ( so is that the black hole in the kitchen sink? where the vast powers gather ) I typed .. o hell you are gonna go blind with this one the huge aim chat that follows that I just know you want to preuse ...o and I blatently used your creative charms to wile him to the chaotic side... your propaganda and cast of characters is a invaulable asset in our good fight. Be it mangled so by the processes of my own memory.

the end result was the creation of p3 super agent of the PinkPigArmy.... this man has made a promise to assemble and mass the troops for us at his own expense, in short he has agreed to back the cause. Upon his return from the mystical shores of New Jersey we shall procure in utter secrecy the 1000 Pigs.

secret pig cloning plant----


we shall require at least 7 units and no more than 10

p3 is willing and in agreement that Fall Fling shall know the kiss of the pig, he also requests enough troops to overpower his corporate office and I have a plan to invade City Hall.

We shall arm ourselves with the Pink Pig Flying Catapult Gun....I have made arrangements with a dealer in such rairites to supply us one and all.


I go long now and must rest before the next round of planning begins.

for teaching purposes the edited text of his recruitment to the cause

dear Goddess I broke down and put in a LJ cut here...

here is the text of how p3 came to beCollapse )
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The Army Marched! [Sep. 30th, 2004|03:28 pm]
Tiny Pink Pig Army of 144 Rightous Pigs

The Piggies were launched into space last Saturday night at Fall Frolic. They were much loved and fun was had by all.

Look back here in the next 24 hours for more piggery and instructions on how to get your very own army.
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